Tales of public indecency

by Ben

I think I might be feeling a little insecure, because every time I try to expose myself in public, I get yelled at and tossed from wherever I currently am. For example, today I went to the supermarket for no other reason than to expose myself to bananas. I really don’t like bananas, and I thought if I showed them my penis and/or testicles, they would all run away to Venus or into a furnace or wherever they come from.

Instead, this happened.