What the actual fuck is wrong with people

by Ben

I was poking around under the hood while taking a break from reading my book -yes, people still read books- and also listening to Lissie (deal with it), and I took a gander at WordPress’ statistics page. Now I know my feeble audience is generally fat men from the southern U.S.A. between the ages of 18-49, but what really startled me was the search engine terms people used to get here. I made pictures to help you visualize it. The Swedish, British, and Brazilians who comprise the other huge chunk of my traffic, well…here you go.

Also, who in the balls is Dominique McElligott and why does everyone want to see her tits? EDIT: I understand now.